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Saturday, August 6, 2011

A Grieve adventure leading to Wullie o' Woo, bucketloads of plink and a grass widower.

I've had a hectic couple of weeks, though none more so than most of you who might be reading this!
Up at 3.45am to get out to Aberdeen Airport for the red eye across to Amsterdam and an interview at Shell near The Hague at 11am. Despite being all done by lunchtime, I was on the very last flight home and got back to the house well after 11pm, mostly packed for a wedding in Inverness and a week in Orkney. It is so brilliant when everything comes together, especially four old friends under the sunshine of the Moray Firth to watch one of us get married.

Bunchrew House - photo http://www.la-photography.co.uk/blog/author/admin/page/18/
The day after the ceremony and dancing we gathered on the very civilised lawn at Bunchrew House, to catch up over lots of pots of tea and coffee while the tangy sea breeze caught in the trees. Our happy mood was rocked however by the horrific front pages on all the Sunday papers of the tragedy that had unfolded in Norway which the wedding celebrations had kept us entirely ignorant of. As a bunch of reunited school and university friends, all now catching up on the progress of our lives and enjoying the bringing in of husbands, wives and children into our circle, the shock of knowing those young people and their families would forever be denied the simple happiness we had just shared gave the weekend an added poignancy.

But under the pretext that the 3 year old needed a boat experience and contact with some real life dinosaurs, we went monster hunting on Loch Ness. We sighted nothing but beautiful views and drank yet more tea, but the whole weekend was a signal for the upcoming week of fine hospitality, renewing kinship, the best of kitchen table comforts and exploring Scottish stories.


On Loch Ness - anything in the waters? Thanks for the photo Bekkie!


Perhaps it is the bloodlines, but I think Orkney is just a magnificent place with wonderful people.


I loved the tiny bolt of yellow in this vast hillside
After dropping of friends from the wedding weekend at Inverness Airport, I collected Mum and we drove north into the smirm of a Caithness summer evening. The first sign that this was going to be a good trip was the perfect crossing over the Pentland Firth in the Pentalina. This catamaran ferry link is in itself an incredible story of local entrepreneurialship, grit and facing down the entangled and illogical red tape of local and European politics. His book, Pentland Hero, is well worth a read for anyone interested in not putting up with crap and a lesson in how to change things:




With a tiny team of trusted colleagues and without a penny of public funds, Andrew Banks, a quietly spoken Orkney farmer's son, built terminals and started operating a new frequent, cheap, short route between Orkney and the Scottish mainland - all in the face of a concerted and sustained campaign to undermine his enterprise  


For me the new service is a godsend as it follows the older and much more logical route between the various isles, meaning we are subjected to the open swells and tides of the Pentaland for only a few minutes at a time. Having suffered my hours on the other crossing, at one time called the roly poly ola - the boat was called St Ola and was said to roll on wet grass she was so awful to be a passenger in - I am enormously grateful for the efforts of the pioneering business man who has a new commercial service across the Firth of Forth in his sights next.


WW2 battlements at every junction of water. Orkney's population tripled at least during the wars.
These are dangerous waters with ripping tides, not least the Swilkie Whirlpool off the north end of Stroma, reputed by Viking legend, to have been cause by the sea King Mysing as he continues, from the bottom of the sea, to turn the magical quern he stole from King Frode, to grind salt and keep the seas salty. There are at least 60 shipwrecks around Stroma alone, an island that is only 3.5km long and 1.5km wide. In all, there are 70 or so islands in the Orkney group, each with a depth of history that stretches far past the era of pyramids and metals and right into neolithic man. Orkney is a UNESCO World Heritage site and for me, as soon as you step on its shores the full stretch of man's history is there to see in the juxaposition of 5000 year old stone villages and sunken WW2 ships.

Sailing between the islands

Our drive from the southern tip of South Ronaldsay island, to the family who live in the north western parish of Birsay, was made more poignant as all the orkney flags were flying. The Orkney flag recognises its Scandinavian and Scottish history by combining the Norway flag with scottish saltire blue and brought sharply to mind the devastation in Norway.


The Orkney Flag http://thetravelapprentice.com/orkney.shtml
I guess people think that nothing happens in these far flung northern islands. I would think most wouldbe extremely surprised to learn that the first civilian killed in an air raid on Britain was not in London or Manchester or Southampton, but on Orkney. On March 16, 1940, a bomb fell near the Bridge of Waith, killing 27 year old James Isbister.

And the infamous marching song, Run Rabbit Run, hails from Shetland. On November 13, 1939, a Heinkle bomber attacked resulting only in a large bomb crater and one dead rabbit. I'm sure many in the UK have just been reawakend to the existance of Shetland, with the arrest of an 18 year old Jake Davis, aka Topiary, allegedly second in command of a cyberhacking group that attacked Nintento, PBS Network and even the CIA. Apparently the photo of him carrying the book Free Radicals: The secret anarchy of science boosted sales up 2,627 places up the Amazon bestseller list to 182 within 48 hours.


A deceptive rush hour. Life is not so quiet on these islands.
In WW1 Scapa Flow became the home base for the British Atlantic Fleet. 74 German vessels were also interned. Following the defeat of Germany,  their commander, Rear Admiral Ludwig von Reuter ordered the scuttling of all 74 right there in Scapa, rather than let them fall into British hands, creating what is now a wreck divers paradise.

It all happened again in WW2. On 14 October 1939 tragedy struck the allied side when a German U-boat broke the defences into Scapa and torpedoed the Royal Oak. 833 of the 1,400 man crew were lost. That wreck is now a protected war grave.

But even in war there are unintended, hapy consquences. To prevent another attack, Winston Churchill ordered that a series of causeways be built between the small islands to block the eastern approaches into Scapa. These Churchill Barriers, constructed by Italian prisoners of war were what was allowing us to drive from our arrival point on the island of South Ronaldsay, over the smaller islands of Lamb Holm and Glimps Holm, and onto the Mainland - which is the name of the largest island in the Orkney group.



At the Italian Chapel

Aside from this long lived logistical advantage and the mammoth effort that probably only war would have made happen, the prisoners too left a remarkable legacy turning two Nissan huts stuck end to end into an amazing chapel. Leftover materials were gathered from the barriers and melting down bully beef tins to create a wonderful testimony to faith.



What faith, talent and optimism can do with a Nissan hut

Lead artist, Chiocchetti from Monea, even stayed on after the war ended to finish his work and returned in the 1960s to help with its restoration. I visit every time I visit the Orkneys because it is such a strong symbol of friendship even within difficult times. The prisoners had a theatre, recreation hut and snooker table, while use was made of their incredible skills including two Ferarri mechanics and gifted cement workers. Chiocchetti filled his paintings with symbols of peace and friendship.


Old beef bully tins
 The family farm sites between two remarkable periods; Skara Brae at Bay of Skaill, a perfectly preserved neolithic village from 3500BC, and another war grave at Marwick Head where Kitchener, the one who famously points from the poster declaring, Your Country Needs You! drowned along with another 642 of the 655 crew onboard HMS Hampshire when they struck a mine during a storm while enroute to Russia.


Skara Brae at Bay of Skaill. 3500BC neolithic village


Living room Flintstone style

Taken all together these events show that far flung places remain connected and influencial and always have done. All the neolithic villages of Orkney contain artefacts of materials from far distant shores. There is native Greenlandic blood in Orkney from whaling times and who knows which other sailors landed on its shores in different eras.

It brings to mind the opening lines of a long favourite poem of mine by Hugh MacDiarmid written in 1939 called The Shetland Isles.

I am no further from the 'centre of things'
In the Shetland Isles here than in London, New York or Tokyo




Much copied, mimicked, parodied and still powerful even for a generation who have no idea
who the man pointing the finger is.

Meals were full of conversation over an ever groaning table kept loaded under Jean's wonderful cooking and hospitality. I refuse to weigh myself for at least a month, but it was worth every mouthful.

Among the many reasons to be in Orkney this time, one was to have a look at where the family had sprung from and off too. The family tree shows that Aberdeen is just the start of it. Older generations made it to Egypt, Canada, Far East, wherever ships could carry them and there is a gorgeous tale of a shipwrecked Norwegian princess who came ashore lashed to a spar as sole survivor of the storm crying 'moar', marrying into the family and perhaps starting a whole other lineage as Moar is a rare surname.

But Granny's parents (Mum's Mum) originate from the island of Rousay. I've heard so many stories I was keen to make the 40 minute sailing and have a look around. We had the idea of taking a photo of the old farmhouse if it was still standing and findable, but ended up with an altogether bigger result.


Rousay, home to many more archaelogical sites and my Grandmother's parents


From whence I came, at least 12.5% of me! Great grandparents
It started as we bought the tickets and over the chit chat it came out we were doing some family digging. Surnames are few on an island the size of Rousay so she quickly connected us to the boat captain, who it turns out, is Mum's first cousin once removed. But the captain's wife, was also related, through the other side, so when we pulled into harbour, he called her over and we went to have our first unexpected cup of tea overlooking the bay and getting engrossed in old records in the Rousay Roots book. Her mother was illegitmate, by my Great-Grandfather, so we had just learned that Granny, who was always the only daughter among a gaggle of sons, had a half sister, sadly no longer living. We had arrived not longer after 11am and were still there when the captain came home for his lunch. They then suggested we go and talk to the boat captain's father, now 92 who's memory naturally stretches much further back. We found Wullie in extraordinary health and living in the remarkably named Woo, pronouced Ooo, hence he is known as Wullie a Woo.


Wullie o' Woo is Ninety Two!
Wullie had even more news for us. More unknown half sisters and rumours of sons and all kinds of carrying on that very much challenges the 'in our time' levels of behaviour each generation is made to feel they are not living up to. Copies of birth certificates confirm rumours and hints that Granny had heard many years back that were never pursued and redrew the impressions of both my Great Grandparents. It seems extremely likely that Granny's oldest brother was not by her father but another farmhand. I was beginning to see all those jokes the Ugandan's made about their having large families because they hda no electricity had a great deal of sensibility about them!

I warned Mum, "you better come out with it all now because it will all spill out anyway one day" !!

Even more wonderfully though, Wullie was able to tell us that Granny's bridesmaid, her first cousin Kathleen was still alive, aged 93 and living on the island. He sprang out of his chair to ring her and say we were on our way. We were astonished he didn't used glasses to read the phonebook and sat down on a low stool to use the phone as comfortably as any twenty year old.



Woo's neighbouring farm. Is there a better house name? The flagstone roofing is very traditional.

So, having expected to take a photo of the farm, which we did too as it was right above Wullie's house, we were on our way to a third cup of tea in a stranger-but- somehow related person's house and finding someone from Granny's long past when she has believed for a while she was the last one standing of her generation. Kathleen is struggling with her memory, but had an aura of great intellect and fun and her niece, also somehow a relation, was able to fill in the blanks. I took a photo to be able to show Granny.


Kathleen, my Granny's bridesmaid, refound after many decades.

I wonder, when there is 70 years between me and meeting those friends I was reunited with at the Inverness wedding, what life and world events will have happened by then and whether we will still know each other. Granny knew Kathleen when she saw the photo. Between them they saw mechanisation and the arrival of electricity, plumbed water, telephones, the disruption and loss of war, the revolution for women, the possibility of easy travel, the internet and so on.

Granny's strong feeling is the best invention for women was the washing machine after raising 4 children hand washing nappies with water drawn and carried from a well and warmed over the stove fuelled by hand cut peats. I feel keenly for those that do not have the stories of their elders for I find so much comfort in them and take great strength from their strength.

I've been recording some of Granny's stories. Here's a transcription of one which shows nothing really changes in life.


G: Plink.

 J: Now how would I be spelling that?

 G: P.L.I.N.K. And it used to be. We used to have 2 newspapers, well, we still have now as well, but there was a newspaper, The Orcadian, and there was the Orkney Herald and this fella wrote in the Orkney Herald. And he wrote about a fictitious Parish in Orkney, Stenaquoy. And you see, they had a football team and all the tricks they got up to win matches and the cheating, you know, it was quite funny. And Janet Cup was the name of the postmistress and she couldna make tea, and that wis what it was called, plink. Just very weak tea, just badly made tea, probably the water wasn’t boiling. Plink, that’s plink. Very tasteless.

 J: So was that a word that he made up?

 G: I never heard anyone else every using it.  But he moved out, came down here to Aberdeen and eventually the other newspapers, collapsed. I liked it better than the Orcadian.  There was a bit in it called Grains o’ Bere and that was little bits of gossip.

 J: Oh bere like as in beremeal (a kind of barley)?

 G: Aye. Little grains o’ bere. There was never mention of any name, just bits and pieces of, we ken what you’ve been up to sort of thing. It was quite funny, well, until they wrote about the Minister. I was working for the Minister at the time, at the Manse, and we’d 5 lodgers, men lodgers and our neighbour lost some sheep in the loch, and he took them out and buried them. The Minister asked if he could have the sheep and he dug them up. There was nothing wrong with the sheep.  They weren’t diseased or anything. Well he dug them up and he cooked them for his lodgers and this was mentioned in the Grains o' Bere.

J: Well that’s a ripe story for that I would think.

G: I know but it was a nasty story.

J: Oh

G: Him (the minister) and his wife were parted and he had a four year old daughter, he kept the daughter and he was married to a Russian called Anna Olya. He was insanely jealous, but

J: A typical Minister, doing something other than he was preaching

G: Yes, his Beadle, I think supplied this information and I can mind the wording of the bit, you know, he wasn’t even mentioned, but anyone that knew him, you know, knew it was him because it was about a grass widower.

J: Grass widower, what does that mean?

G: That means he’s not a widower, he’s a grass widower, his wife’s left him. I don’t know where that comes in but this story in the paper was about a grass widower who dug up this sheep and you should hear the folk that came and asked me about this, is this true? I said, I don’t know. Your not going  to go and kleip on a Minister,  I’ll not kleip on anybody. I should have said to them, why don’t you go and ask the Minister? Don’t ask the servant.

But the Minister and this man, the Beadle didn’t get on. The Minister had goats and the Beadle was employed by the Manse, you know Church of Scotland, the bit of land, and looked after the...well what did he do? He looked after the, he had the kirk key. I don’t know what he, but he was just the Beadle, whatever a Beadle does.

J: So that’s just like a Groundsman then,  he was just like a caretaker?

G: Yes, a sort of caretaker. My Mother was the Kirk cleaner, he didn’t actually clean the kirk but I don’t know what he did.

 J: Made up jobs maybe so the Reverent really didn’t have to do anything, mow the lawn and..

 G: I think the Manse ground, the bit of ground you know that went with the Kirk was called the Grebe. It wouldn’t have kept anybody in work, they’d have had to have another job anyway, but the Manse had a gate on it. Like anywhere, if you have a gate, folk comes to house and find the  gate shut, but when they don’t bother shutting it the goats used to get out and they used to go into the ground and they came back one day galloping, they’d been chased and they had a tally tied round the neck, ‘please keep this goats home’. And I think, what a cheek.

J: Exactly, go and speak to them first, direct.

G: Yes. And then this thing came in the paper about the grass widower. And nasty.  Anybody could put in this anonymous thing, it was supposed to be anonymous, the paper, but the Minister took it further. He was determined to know who had put in that and it was Willie. So, he got thrown out and he built a little farm, not very far away, still within the Parish of Birsay.

J: What’s a Beadle?

G: Well, that’s what I can’t remember.

Mum and I made trips all over the island, which included a brief visit to the Brough of Birsay, which amazingly was on her doorstep her entire childhood yet she had never stepped foot on it. The brough is a small island, accessible by foot at low water by a connecting causeway with yet more neolithic heritage. Unfortunately we had lingered in Birsay Church finding headstones of old relatives and discovering photos of Mum and her siblings in the tiny archive room, so by the time we had fossil hunted along the shore, we only had 20 minutes on the island, which meant Mum's first trip was practically a run past the ancient settlement and up to the still working lighthouse. On the way down she stepped in a monumental rabbit hole which swallowed her shoe so it took the full length of her arm and alot of wiggling to retrieve it. It was very funny viewing though!


Fossil spotting Brough of Birsay


The causeway at low water



Still in use to haul lobster boats


Just like our family history, Orkney is only just uncovering its full history. We went to visit the latest archaeological finds at the Ness of Brodgar and were there the second they discovered the Boy of Brodgar and duly banned from taking any photos ahead of their official press release, now available on their website.

Brodgar boy http://www.orkneyjar.com/archaeology/2011/08/02/about-a-brodgar-boy/
The Ness of Brodgar site covers a massive 2.5 acre site with several buildings, paved walkways and even more significantly uncovered the first evidence of painted stonework. The remains of a large stone wall appears to traverse the entire peninsula the site is on which as it lies between the Ring of Brodgar and Standing Stones of Stenness as is surrounded by water seems so loaded with symbolism one can only imagine what culture they held 5000 years ago.


This summer's excavations
For me no trip to Orkney is complete without paying homage to the wild cliffs of Yesnaby even though we were blessed with rare still waters. In the far distance, the Old Man of Hoy stands tall at 449feet (137m) but is dwarfed by St John's Head, one of Europe's highest sea cliff at 1,150feet (350m). The island of Hoy is named from the Nordic word Haey, meaning high island.

So Orkney is a culture far removed from the tartan and monsters and highlander Gaelic of Inverness that I had spent my weekend in. Orkney was annexed to Scotland from Norway in 1468 as part of a negotiation about a bridal dowry and unpaid rent. It's hertitage then is Scandinavian with Norse place names and its own Saga stories and viking legends.



Yesnaby. Old Man of Hoy in far distance below the imposing St John's Head.

So Orkney too is no further from the centre of things than London and in fact the depth of heritage, so well preserved in the tiny area makes it feel more truly like it is the centre of things than busy London.
Hugh MacDiarmid was a pseudonym and though he was born in 1892 in Dumfriesshire, south west Scotland, and died in Biggar, he also lived a few years on a island within the Shetland and in Montrose, a town very near my own hometown. MacDiarmid's birthname was infact Christopher Murray Grieve.
Guess what the family surname was that we were chasing all over Orkney?
The world is really a remarkably small place and wonderfull alive with univeral stories.

Stone walls at Skaill


The true survivors of the planet - biting bugs!


Family gatherings 2000AD style.